Bam!

Just had to write this because it's fucking funny:

I walked to the new Walmart the other day to check it out. First time I've been to a Walmart. Glad their was a Blimpy's inside because my blood sugar was getting really low. They got some good sammiches in there.

So I was strolling around the Walmart looking at all the stuff and I noticed a really hot chick on the other side of the aisle. Some guy walking up the aisle noticed her too. He' was walking with a drink in his hand, wearing a baseball hat and sun glasses. He was staring ar rhe hotty real hard.

BAM!

Dumb ass walked right into a post in the middle of the aisle. Knocked his hat and glasses off, but didn't spill his drink. He looks and sees me laughing.

About a minute later another guy does the exact same thing. This time the chick noticed. And the guy spilled his drink.

I informed the woman that this was the second time in about a minute and that for public safety she should probably wear a burqa.

She laughed out loud at that. I think she was Arab.