Produced by the RNC. Directed by no one. Here's the latest scoop on the remake of an old classic.
Characters:
Older boy named Newt, with questionable past.
Romantic poet named Mark who dreams of riding his bike down the Appalachian Trail all the way to Argentina to visit his other girlfriend.
A chubby boy named Rush, who speaks for the whole crowd and blames their rival for Mark cheating on his domestic gf.
Michelle Bachmann, the more than slightly paranoid girl who thinks our gang's rival will use school documents to round them up and force them into a concentration camp (nut house).
Flirty winking cheerleader type named Sarah.
And cute little Bobby Jindal, whose innocence and boyish charm wins over tens of tens. Of course he'll have to look like this - (click).
The Little Rascally Republicans
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