Saturday, November 13, 2010

Countries that have the most sex


No USA on the chart. I can believe it. Pretty damn sad.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Eats!

Every once in a while a person has to get off the dr. ordered healthy diet stuff an' gets hisseff sumpin' gooood!

I walked 6.4 miles to an IHOP this morning for some scrambled eggs and sausage and some crepes with fruit and cream or creme or something. The walk was worth it. But... I took the bus home.

Think I'll have breakfast out once a month and dinner out once a month too. I want a ribeye and a fat potatoe with the works every now and then.

Just looked on Google Maps to see how far I walked this morning and found another IHOP only 3.3 miles from home. Gotdamnit.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Where'd that kernel come from?

seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2004119138_reclaim11.html
The finished product will be injected into the county's vast groundwater basin to combat saltwater intrusion and supplement drinking-water supplies for 2.3 million people in coastal, central and northern Orange County.

Now. Anybody that knows their hole from an ass in the ground knows that OC is VERY Republican. And anybody worth their sweat knows that Republicans hate regulation. They hate it with a passion.

Cutting corners and saving a few bucks is their scrote. So it's more than just possible, it's very plausible that that OC residents will be soon bathe in their own icky stuff. And they'll deserve every drop.

Thankfully, I get my tap from Diamond Lake near Hemet, CA.

I live near the 60 which leads to the 91. Off the Yorba Linda Blvd exit there's a Taco Bell that has a very clean restroom. Think I'll have my morning constitutionals there.

OC residents: Hope you fuckers like corn. I sure do.